right now I want to get cuddled and my neck kissed, then after 10 minutes you can have your way with me
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
I like your style, kid.
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